Trivia

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what does a Chinese mother use. Toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
Then doesn't it follow that
Electricians can be delighted,
Musicians denoted,
Cowboys deranged,
Models deposed,
Tree surgeons debarked,
And dry cleaners depressed!

Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:

When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS?'
 

Thanks Dave

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Scrabble

Dormitory: When you rearrange the letters: Dirty Room

Presbyterian - Best in prayer

Astronomer - Moon Starer

Desperation - A rope ends it:

The eyes - They see

George Bush - He bugs Gore

The Morse Code - Here come dots

Slot Machines - Cash lost in me

Animosity - Is no amity

Election Results - Lies, Let's recount

Snooze Alarms - Alas! No more z's

A decimal point - I'm a dot in place

The Earthquakes - That queer shake

Eleven plus two - twelve plus one

and for the grand finale: Mother-in-law - Woman Hitler
 

thanks John

Could you walk in to this room? It is actually a painted floor rather than a room.
 

thanks John

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